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Sunday, April 21, 2013

Egyptians Respond to Morsi's Book of "Achievements"




Last week one of Morsi's fans published a book all about about Morsi's achievements in Egypt in during his first nine months.
Since I arrived in Egypt I haven't heard anything about Morsi but complaints, from Egyptians across all social levels, high and low. You can't take a cab or public transportation without hearing how badly he is managing the country; rising food prices, electricity shortages, the lack of job opportunities, etc.
So in response, many people are posting their own set of Morsi's :achievements on Facebook and Twitter.


Here are a few, translated into English:

1 - Morsi is the first Egyptian president who is ruled by proxy through an advisor and guidance bureau
2 - Largest number of mosque sermons by an Egyptian President
3 - Morsi is the first Egyptian president to rule during the heat of an Egyptian civil war.
4 - first president tell his family, his clan, and the rest of the Egyptians to go to hell.
5 - Most canceled decisions by an Egyptian President.
6 - Morsi is the first Egyptian president who was the subject of the most jokes in record time.
7 - Morsi is the first Egyptian president who does not respect the provisions of the judiciary.
8 - Morsi is the first Egyptian president who call on his supporters to demonstrate against the opposition.
9 - Morsi is the first Egyptian president who holds a doctorate from America, (and still he does not speak good English).
10 - Morsi is the first Egyptian president who gives away parts of the land of Egypt
11 - Morsi is the first Egyptian president who releases presidential statements after midnight
12 - Morsi is the first Egyptian president who does not keep his appointments with the people
16 - Morsi is the first Egyptian president who lied on camera about working for NASA.
17 - Morsi is the first Egyptian president adjusted his dick on TV in front of the world.
18 - Morsi is the first Egyptian president who went from prison to being president of Egypt.

The list goes on and on. I’m so tired of writing....